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Status: ready_for_review · Triggered by: michelle · Brief: opener: 'this ramen should be illegal', then emphasizes how good it is

096-001Should Be Illegal (The Cheat Meal That Isn't)

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Strategy Brief (Jun 22→Jul 5), Data gaps: "This Ramen Hack Feels Illegal (Urgency/Offer) had the best test economics of anything in the killed set — $39.27 CPP, 5 purchases, $358 in purchase value on $196 spend — but was killed anyway. Nothing in the tracker explains why." → the "illegal/feels-illegal" frame has proven economics.
  • Strategy Brief (Jul 20→Aug 2), Next Batch Mix: "14 × weightloss — the account's most reproducible 2-cycle winner... this cycle's lone win was another chronic-pain-point framing in the same shape as @mondocancook."
  • unknown: @mondocancook "Tastes Like A Cheat Meal But Doesn't Hit Like One" — test 3.49x ROAS, cheat-meal framing on a variety-pack macro walk.
  • Michelle (2026-07-27): "weight loss. avoid 1st pov." → 2nd-person direct-to-viewer.
Context (6)
  • Angle: The bowl that tastes like a full cheat meal but fits your goals — pain-point-first for the chronic snacker who thinks eating well means eating sad. "Illegal" = feels like cheating, isn't.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — stacks the cycle's biggest reproducible winner (weightloss cheat-meal pain-point, 14-slot bet) on the economically-validated "feels illegal" frame. This is the batch's lead bet.
  • Research signal: @mondocancook cheat-meal winner + "This Ramen Hack Feels Illegal" ($39 CPP, best-in-killed-set, Jun 22→Jul 5 brief).
  • Template used: Template 1 — Angle-Driven (pain-point-first UGC)
  • Runtime: ~60s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:03] Creator (40s), direct-to-camera in kitchen, holds up a steaming bowl, raises eyebrows like they're getting away with somethingthis ramen should be illegal"Okay — this ramen should honestly be illegal."
[0:03-0:09] Quick cut to the snack-cabinet reality: half-eaten crackers, a protein bar wrapper, standing at the counter"If you're trying to eat better but you snack all afternoon and feel wrecked by dinner — this is the part nobody tells you."
[0:09-0:16] Creator pulls the lid, chopsticks lift a thick glossy noodle out of dark broth, steam rising, slow"You don't need more sad little snacks. You need one bowl that actually holds you."
[0:16-0:26] CRAVEABILITY BEAT — first bite, eyes close, a beat of silence, then a slow nod. Close-up on the noodle chew and the rich Black Garlic broth clinging"[bite… beat] The broth is deep, kind of savory-garlicky, the noodles actually chew — this is the ramen you'd order out. It doesn't taste like a diet."
[0:26-0:36] Creator flips the pack to camera; macro line animates on as PROOF, not headline28g protein · 12g fiber · lower carb · 350 cal"And here's why it's basically cheating: 28 grams of protein, 12 grams of fiber, lower carb — all 350 calories. It eats like a cheat meal and fits your day."
[0:36-0:44] Creator sets the bowl down, gestures like "case closed," relaxed"So you're full for hours. No 3pm cabinet raid. No wrecking the whole day over one meal."
[0:44-0:52] Ready-in-5 beat: water poured over the packet, quick clock cutaway, doneready in 5 min"Five minutes. That's it. It's the easiest good decision you'll make all day."
[0:52-0:60] End card: product lineup (3 packet flavors), immi logoimmieats.com · at Target, Whole Foods & Sprouts"It's immi. 3 million people are already in on it — find it at Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts, or immieats.com."
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096-002We Both Said It Out Loud

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (3)
  • Strategy Brief (Jul 20→Aug 2), Winners/Social Proof: "@theblonderunner's talking-head cold-open... leading straight on the two-person conviction line 'I could eat these every day' beat the food-shot open, reproducing the account's people-first-over-product-first cold-open preference." Social Proof angle: 50% hit rate this cycle.
  • TikTok Agency Brief: buyers skew 35–65, ~54% F, 3M+ customers, 7,000+ retail.
  • Kevin (Mar 22): every script needs a dedicated craveability scene + real reaction moment.
Context (6)
  • Angle: Two people at the table taste it at the same time and land on the same verdict — "this should be illegal." People-first conviction cold-open; the product only proves what two real reactions already sold.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — Social Proof was the cleanest angle this cycle (50% hit rate) and the two-person conviction cold-open specifically out-performed the food-shot open. Distinct format from 096-001.
  • Research signal: @theblonderunner two-person conviction "I could eat these every day" ($48 CPP), people-first cold-open preference.
  • Template used: Template 3 — Community/Reaction (two-person talking-head)
  • Runtime: ~50s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Two people (couple, mid-40s–50s) side by side at a home dining table, each with a bowl, mid-laugh, one pointing at the food"wait — this should be illegal"Person A: "No but wait — this should actually be illegal." Person B: "Right?? That's what I said."
[0:04-0:10] Both take a bite at the same time; genuine reaction — one covers their mouth, both noddingPerson B: "Okay it's the broth. It's rich. It tastes like the ramen we get out." Person A: "It does NOT taste healthy."
[0:10-0:18] CRAVEABILITY BEAT — close-up noodle pull between them, chili-flecked broth, steam; Person A lifts a springy noodle to cameraPerson A: "Look at that pull. It's chewy, it's got that spice-and-savory thing going — I could genuinely eat this every single day."
[0:18-0:28] Person B turns the pack to camera; macros animate on as proof of the reaction28g protein · 12g fiber · lower carbPerson B: "And THAT'S the illegal part — 28 grams of protein, 12 grams of fiber, lower carb. It tastes like a cheat and it's the opposite."
[0:28-0:36] Both shrug at each other, "how is this real" energy, another bitePerson A: "How is this a five-minute bowl of instant ramen." Person B: "I don't make the rules. I just eat it."
[0:36-0:44] Wider shot — they clink bowls, easy and warmPerson A: "We stopped arguing about what's for dinner, honestly." Person B: "This is just what's in the cabinet now."
[0:44-0:50] End card: 3-flavor packet lineup + immi logoimmieats.com · Target · Whole Foods · SproutsPerson B: "It's immi — 3 million people, 7,000 stores. Get it at Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts, or immieats.com."
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096-003Why This Bowl Shouldn't Be Legal

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (3)
  • Strategy Brief (Jul 20→Aug 2), Winners/How It Works: "@mealynnwong's cook-along ($40 CPP, 7 test purchases, best CPP of the cycle) answers its own on-screen question and walks an actual upgrade recipe before landing the macro payoff as the close, not the open."
  • Kevin (Mar 22): every script needs a dedicated craveability scene — broth depth, noodle texture, steam, a real reaction moment.
  • Product spec v6.0 (packets): 28g protein, 12g fiber, 17g net carbs, 350 cal, ready in 5 min.
Context (6)
  • Angle: A cinematic, sensory cook-down that earns the "illegal" claim frame by frame — steam, broth, the perfect noodle — then answers its own question with the macro payoff landing as the CLOSE, not the open.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: medium — the How It Works cook-along posted the best per-purchase economics of the cycle ($26–40 CPP); macro-as-close respects the dead-on-arrival macro-cold-open rule. Distinct polished format vs. the two UGC cuts.
  • Research signal: @mealynnwong cook-along (best CPP of cycle), answer-your-own-question structure, macro payoff as close.
  • Template used: Template 4 — Winner Remix (How It Works, craveability-forward)
  • Runtime: ~75s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Extreme close-up: dark, glossy broth being poured, steam blooming in warm light. Sharp cut on the word "illegal."why this bowl shouldn't be legal"There should be a rule against a bowl of ramen this good. Let me show you why."
[0:04-0:12] Hands tear the packet, tip it into the bowl, pour hot water — unhurried, cinematic, condensation on the counterready in 5 min"Packet, hot water, five minutes. That's the whole process. No cooking, no cleanup, no compromise."
[0:12-0:22] CRAVEABILITY BEAT — chopsticks lift a thick, springy noodle from the Black Garlic broth; slow-motion drip; a soft egg halved beside the bowl, chili oil swirled in"Look at that. The broth is deep and garlicky, the kind you tip the bowl back for. The noodles actually have a chew. Drop in an egg, a little chili oil — now it's dangerous."
[0:22-0:30] First spoonful to mouth, a genuine pause, eyes close, then camera holds on the satisfaction"[beat] That's the moment. That's the 'this can't be good for me' moment. Except…"
[0:30-0:42] Turn: pack flips to camera, macros build on-screen one at a time as the PAYOFF28g protein → 12g fiber → 17g net carbs → 350 cal"…it is. 28 grams of protein. 12 grams of fiber. 17 grams of net carbs. Three hundred and fifty calories. That's the illegal part — it eats like comfort food and reads like a health goal."
[0:42-0:52] Slow orbit around the finished, styled bowl, steam still rising, warm and full"Most instant ramen was built to make you crave it, not to actually hold you. This one does both — full for hours, high quality ingredients, nothing artificial."
[0:52-0:62] Quick montage of the 3 packet flavors being prepped — Black Garlic, Spicy, Tom Yum"Three flavors. Same five minutes. Same numbers that shouldn't be possible in a bowl of noodles."
[0:62-0:75] End card: flavor lineup + immi logo, clean warm backgroundimmieats.com · at Target, Whole Foods & Sprouts"It's immi — the ramen 3 million people quietly switched to. Find it at Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts, or immieats.com."

QA — all 3: opener is the briefed "should be illegal" craveability frame; macros land as proof/close, never the headline (respects 6+ cycles of macro-cold-open kills). No keto (uses "lower carb"). No explicit weight-loss numbers / before-after (Meta policy). No gluten, no ADHD callout, no competitor callout, no price hero. Cook time = 5 min. Domain = immieats.com. Social proof = 3M+ customers / 7,000+ retail. Talent skews 35–65. Every script has a dedicated craveability beat + end card + spoken CTA. Three distinct structural swings across three angle families that graduated this cycle (weightloss / social proof / how-it-works).

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