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Status: ready_for_review · Triggered by: michelle · Brief: weight loss angle, focus on different demographics

092-001What Worked at 35 Stopped Working

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Audience Atlas / Perimenopause Eater: *"LIFTING HEAVY … it makes a difference. I'm in my 50s, and noticed the dreaded weight gain."* — r/Menopause ↑1,687
  • Audience Atlas / Perimenopause Eater: *"I'm 51 and 'perimenopausal' — I need protein."* — Typeform recent
  • Audience Atlas / Perimenopause Eater, Status: "❌ Zero production scripts. New cluster, validated 2026-05-12." ~50M US women 40-60.
  • Meta + Google purchase data: 26.7% of immi buyers are 55-64; buyer skew is 35-65, ~54% female.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The perimenopause door. Not a symptom ad and not a diet ad — a competence ad. A woman in her early fifties explains that the exact routine that used to hold her weight steady quietly stopped working, and what she changed was the composition of one meal, not her willpower. Peer-to-peer, never patronizing.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — an Active Core cluster with literally zero scripts ever written to it, sitting on top of the single largest slice of immi's actual buyer base (55-64). This is the cleanest new Meta audience pool in the batch.
  • Research signal: Perimenopause/Menopause Atlas verbatim + the 35-65 purchase skew from Meta/Google.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — recognition-led Problem → Solution
  • Arc: recognition hook → the old playbook failing → what actually changed → craveability → macro proof → competence payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~54s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Creator (F, early 50s) at her kitchen island, no makeup chair energy, talking straight to camera mid-thought.(none)"Somewhere around forty-eight, the exact thing that used to work for me just… stopped working. Same food. Same walks. Different body."
[0:04-0:12] She counts on her fingers, a little wry.(none)"So I did what everyone does. Ate less. Cut the carbs harder. Added a class. And I was hungrier, more tired, and nothing moved."
[0:12-0:20] Cut to a cabinet of old attempts — a tub of protein powder, a shaker, a stack of frozen diet meals. She shuts the door.(none)"Turns out at this age it's not about eating less. It's about what's actually in the meal — protein so you keep the muscle, fiber so you're not raiding the pantry at four."
[0:20-0:33] Warm kitchen. Water on, packet in, five-minute timer. Then the craveability beat: broth going dark, scallions dropped in, a real noodle pull, she sips first, closes her eyes for a second, then a full bite.5 minutes"This is the lunch I built the rest of it around. The broth is deep and savory — proper roasted garlic, a little richness at the back. The noodles have real chew. It is not a sad little diet lunch, and I've eaten enough of those to know."
[0:33-0:42] She flips the packet, panel steady in frame.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber — that's forty-three percent of what you need in a day. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories."
[0:42-0:49] Back to her, bowl finished, relaxed.(none)"I eat it, I'm full for hours, and I stopped negotiating with myself at nine at night. That's the whole change. Nobody prepares you for this part, so I'm telling you."
[0:49-0:54] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.immieats.com"It's immi. immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
❌ Reject
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092-002I've Never Actually Done This Before

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (3)
  • Graduation Learnings — *Ramen on a calorie deficit? It's possible now* (graduated 2026-06-29, test CPP **$28.94** — the cheapest weight-lane graduate on the books): "With immi ramen you can actually have ramen but on a low calorie diet… tackling a calorie deficit doesn't feel impossible anymore."
  • TikTok Agency Brief: buyer skews 35-65, top-10% HHI — the middle-aged male half of that skew has almost no creative pointed at it.
  • performance-notes.md (Kevin, Mar 12): no pound numbers, no before/after framing — outcome framing only.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The first-time-dieter man door. A guy in his fifties who has never in his life had to think about food is now trying to, and every piece of advice he's been handed is either a gym-bro protocol or chicken and rice forever. Admission-led open — the vulnerability IS the hook, and it's a demographic virtually nobody in this category speaks to directly.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — half of the 35-65 buyer base is male and effectively none of the current library is written in a middle-aged male voice. New audience pool at very low production cost.
  • Research signal: *Ramen on a calorie deficit* graduate ($28.94 test CPP) + the male half of the 35-65 purchase skew.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — admission-led Problem → Solution
  • Arc: admission hook → the bad advice → what the food had to be → craveability → macro proof → durability payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~50s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Man (M, early 50s) sitting on a kitchen stool, direct to camera, no performance.(none)"I'm fifty-two and I have never once in my life had to pay attention to what I eat. That ended about a year ago."
[0:04-0:12] He shrugs, half a laugh.(none)"And every single thing I got told was either some twenty-four-year-old's gym protocol, or chicken and rice for the rest of my life. Neither one of those is a plan I'm going to keep."
[0:12-0:20] Quick cuts: a joyless meal-prep container, a salad in plastic, the fridge closing.(none)"Two weeks of that and I'd be right back where I started, standing at the counter at ten at night eating whatever's there. I needed a dinner I'd actually look forward to."
[0:20-0:33] Warm kitchen. Pot on, packet in, timer. Craveability beat: broth surface, steam, noodle pull, he takes a real bite, chews, nods, immediately goes back in.5 minutes"So — ramen. Genuinely good ramen. Deep savory broth, roasted garlic coming through, noodles that actually hold together. I look forward to this, which after a year of eating like a punishment is the whole point."
[0:33-0:42] Packet flipped, nutrition panel held in frame.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. It fits inside the number I'm supposed to hit, easily."
[0:42-0:46] Back to him, empty bowl on the counter beside him.(none)"That's the first thing I've stuck with. Not because I got disciplined. Because I stopped hating dinner."
[0:46-0:50] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup.immieats.com"It's immi. Five minutes. immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods and Sprouts."
❌ Reject
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092-003Hour Nine of a Twelve

Status: pending · Platform: tiktok · v1

Sources (3)
  • Audience Atlas / Shift-Work Professional: *"Soft nursing saved me. I began my career by being forced into a night shift position. It was brutal for me…"* — r/nursing ↑2,770
  • Audience Atlas / Shift-Work Professional, job-to-be-hired: "12-hour shifts with one short break… vending machine food = the alternative they hate… fatigue + irregular sleep = need food that doesn't crash them."
  • Audience Atlas / Shift-Work Professional, Status: "❌ Zero scripts." ~4M US RNs plus EMS/FA/allied health, high-trust peer-to-peer culture.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The shift-worker door. Weight management on a schedule that is actively working against you — you're not overeating because you lack discipline, you're overeating because the only food available at 3am is a vending machine. The fix is what's in your bag, not what's in your head. Insider peer voice; the recognition is the hook.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — second Active Core cluster in this batch with zero scripts ever written, and healthcare creators are the single most trusted peer voice available to us. Break room only, never a clinical setting.
  • Research signal: Shift-Work Atlas (r/nursing 75 posts Σ78K, top post ↑2,770) + the vending-machine failed-alternative list.
  • Template used: Template 3 (Community Language) — insider recognition open
  • Arc: shift-specific moment → the vending machine loop → what's in the bag now → craveability → macro proof → hour-twelve payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~56s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Creator (F, late 30s) in scrubs in a break room, hair up, clearly nine hours in. Phone propped on a locker.(none)"Hour nine of a twelve, cafeteria's been closed since eight, and the only food in this building is a vending machine. If you work nights you know exactly where this is going."
[0:04-0:12] She gestures at the machine behind her, then at a crumpled wrapper on the table.(none)"You grab whatever's in there, you're starving again in an hour, and then you get home at eight in the morning and eat everything in the kitchen because your body's owed."
[0:12-0:20] Cut to a meal-prep container being opened, contents grey and unappealing. She closes it.(none)"And meal prep? Two hours on my one day off, and by Wednesday I'd rather eat the wrapper. That's not a discipline problem. That's a schedule problem."
[0:20-0:34] Break room counter: packet torn, hot water, five minutes. Craveability beat — steam rising, broth going dark, noodle lift, she sips, shoulders drop visibly, then a real bite.5 minutes · hot water only"So this lives in my bag now. Hot water, five minutes, done — I don't even need a stove. And it's actually good. Deep savory broth, real noodle chew. At three in the morning that is a genuinely emotional experience, I'm not being dramatic."
[0:34-0:44] She flips the packet to the panel, holds it steady.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber. Seventeen net carbs, three fifty calories. It holds. That's the part that matters on a twelve."
[0:44-0:51] Back to her, bowl mostly gone, checking the clock.(none)"I get to hour twelve without the crash, and I go home and go to bed instead of eating my way through the pantry. Whole thing turned around on what's in my bag."
[0:51-0:56] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.immieats.com"It's immi. immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
❌ Reject
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092-004This Bowl Weighs Two Pounds

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Audience Atlas / ADHD Volume Eater: *"350 cals & 30 grams of protein. This bowl weighs like 2lbs lol."* — r/volumeeating ↑1,138 *(immi mentioned by name)*
  • Audience Atlas / ADHD Volume Eater: *"I've gone down two belt holes because of these things."* — r/volumeeating ↑1,122 *(immi mentioned by name)*
  • unknown: *"Fiber is the answer. I've been really struggling with snacking and overeating."* — r/loseit ↑1,758
  • performance-notes.md (Kevin, Feb 22): "hook visuals must LITERALLY or CAUSALLY connect to the hook claim." The scale under the bowl is the literal proof of the line.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The volume-eater door. The person whose actual problem is that "healthy portions" are insulting — they need physical bulk to feel finished, and every diet meal they've tried is four ounces on a big plate. The hook is a literal kitchen scale under the bowl, so the claim proves itself in frame one. No ADHD label anywhere (Kevin, Mar 10), no diet-food framing (Atlas compliance note).
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — this is the only immi-mentioned-by-name organic verbatim we have in a community subreddit, and the two-pound scale visual is the most inherently arresting hook in the batch. Passes the "would a stranger stop in under two seconds" test on the visual alone.
  • Research signal: r/volumeeating organic immi mentions (↑1,138 and ↑1,122) — the audience wrote our hook for us.
  • Template used: Template 3 (Community Language) — visual-proof pattern interrupt
  • Arc: visual-proof hook → the small-portion problem → why volume works → craveability → macro proof → still-full payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~48s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Extreme close: a full, loaded ramen bowl sitting on a kitchen scale. The readout climbs and settles just past two pounds. Hands stay in frame.(none)"That's two pounds of food. Three hundred fifty calories. I'll wait."
[0:04-0:12] Creator (F, 40s) pulls back, talks to camera, gestures at the bowl.(none)"If you're someone who needs actual volume to feel finished eating — you know the thing where a little plate of something 'balanced' just makes you angry — this is the entire problem in one shot."
[0:12-0:19] Quick cuts of the failed versions: four ounces of chicken on a big white plate, a tiny frozen tray, a protein bar.(none)"I've done the small portions. I'd eat it, I'd be polite about it, and then I'd be back in the kitchen forty minutes later going through cabinets."
[0:19-0:31] Craveability beat: broth swirl, chili oil bloom, a huge noodle pull with real weight to it, she takes a bite and reacts, then goes straight back in for a second.(none)"This is a real bowl. Deep savory broth you keep sipping, roasted garlic, noodles with proper chew and a lot of them. It eats like ramen because it is ramen."
[0:31-0:40] Packet flipped, panel held. Scale still visible in the back of frame.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber — forty-three percent of your day. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories."
[0:40-0:44] Back to her, empty bowl, hands up.(none)"Protein and fiber are why I'm still full at nine. Volume is why I'm not annoyed about it."
[0:44-0:48] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup.5 minutes · immieats.com"Five minutes. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods and Sprouts."
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092-005The 3:30 Nosedive

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Audience Atlas / Blood Sugar Watcher: Typeform 8% of buyers explicitly cite blood sugar — "the largest cluster after love-ramen," rising 1.5% → 3.5% in explicit mentions. Status: "❌ Zero production scripts. This is the highest-value untapped cluster on the matrix."
  • Audience Atlas compliance block: "✅ Lifestyle framing: 'lower carb,' 'no sugar,' 'fiber slows digestion,' 'stays full longer.' ❌ Never claim 'good for diabetes' as a category claim."
  • unknown: *"Protein + fiber first thing helps blood sugar, cortisol, and those mid-morning crashes."* — r/PCOS ↑982
  • performance-notes.md (Kevin, Mar 17): "Even Cluster 2 scripts must balance health angle with taste/emotion. Don't lead with or over-explain mechanisms."
Context (5)
  • Angle: The blood-sugar-watcher door, entered through the crash rather than the condition. The story is the afternoon energy nosedive that makes the rest of the day fall apart — you don't overeat at night because you're weak, you overeat because lunch spiked you and dropped you. Zero disease language, zero doctor, zero mechanism lecture: one plain sentence about fiber and then straight back to food.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: high — 8% of the actual buyer base, described in the Atlas as the highest-value untapped cluster on the whole matrix, and the 3:30 crash is a universally legible demand-gen door that doesn't require the viewer to identify as a health shopper at all.
  • Research signal: Blood Sugar Watcher cluster (Typeform 8%, zero scripts) + r/PCOS ↑982 protein-and-fiber verbatim.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — demand-gen, symptom-led (immi absent for the first 15s)
  • Arc: crash moment → the evening consequence → the one-line reframe → craveability → macro proof → steady-afternoon payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~58s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Woman (F, late 50s) at a desk, mid-afternoon light, visibly hitting a wall — hand over eyes, chair pushed back. Direct address.(none)"Every day at about three-thirty I fall off a cliff. And I used to think that was just what afternoons were."
[0:04-0:12] She gets up, opens a drawer, closes it. Opens another. Nothing.(none)"You go looking for something. Anything. And whatever you find, you eat standing up, and then you're doing it again at five, and again after dinner."
[0:12-0:20] Cut to an evening kitchen, cabinet open, the grazing loop shot honestly — not shamefully.(none)"For years I thought that was a discipline problem. It's not. It's what happens when lunch was mostly fast carbs and it left you two hours ago."
[0:20-0:29] Reset to a bright kitchen, next day, lunchtime. Pot on, packet in, five-minute timer.5 minutes"So I changed one meal. Lunch. That's it. And the thing I changed it to is ramen, which I'll admit sounds like the wrong answer."
[0:29-0:42] Full craveability sequence: broth pour, steam, scallion and soft egg going in, a real noodle pull, she sips, has an actual reaction, then takes a full bite.(none)"Look at it. The broth is deep and savory — proper roasted garlic, a little richness that makes you keep going. Noodles with real chew. This is the meal I look forward to now, which is not a sentence I used to say about lunch."
[0:42-0:51] Packet flipped, panel held steady.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein, twelve grams of fiber, and it's a lot lower carb than what I was eating — seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. The fiber's the reason it doesn't leave you at three."
[0:51-0:58] Back at the desk, late afternoon, steady, working. Then end card — product front/back, retail logos.immieats.com"No cliff. No five o'clock cabinet raid. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-006I'm Not Giving Up Noodles. Ever.

Status: pending · Platform: tiktok · v1

Sources (4)
  • Audience Atlas matrix: Asian Food Heritage Person — 🟡 Niche, Typeform + r/AsianAmerican, coverage ⚠️ partial. Ramen as cultural memory rather than a health purchase.
  • performance-notes.md (Mar 11, Cluster 7 note): "Ramen as cultural memory… Signals: Asian food, cultural identity, diaspora. NOT a health ad."
  • Strategy Brief Jun 22 → Jul 5, Next Batch Mix: "8 × Social Proof — authentic reaction/taste cold-open video… creator bite or taste reaction in frame 1, no macro stat or curiosity-gap opener." Only 2 of 8 ran last cycle.
  • Guilty Ramen Lover persona, failed solutions: shirataki "rubbery," cauliflower pasta "meh," miracle noodles "I'd rather eat cardboard."
Context (5)
  • Angle: The heritage door. Every weight-management plan this person has been handed starts by deleting the food they grew up on, and they've quietly decided that's not happening. Taste-first, identity-led, defiant rather than confessional — the calorie question is answered in the last third, not the first. This is the batch's one pure taste-reaction cold open, which is the explicitly under-filled Social Proof lane.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — taste-reaction-in-frame-one is the hook shape with graduates in both of the last two cycles and it got 2 of 8 recommended slots filled, and the heritage frame gives it a genuinely different audience signal than a generic taste review.
  • Research signal: Asian Food Heritage cluster (partial coverage) + the 8 × reaction/taste-open ask in the current brief.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — taste-first, identity entry
  • Arc: taste reaction cold open → the identity stake → the plans that failed → the objection handled → macro proof as payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~48s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Creator (F, 40s) already mid-slurp over a steaming bowl, phone propped. She finishes the bite, looks up, points at the bowl with her chopsticks.(none)"Okay that's really good. No — that's actually really good."
[0:04-0:11] She keeps eating while she talks, completely unbothered.(none)"Every plan anybody's ever put me on started the same way. Cut the noodles. Cut the rice. And I'd nod, and then I'd go home and make noodles, because that's the food I grew up in."
[0:11-0:19] Quick cuts of the rejected substitutes — a package of translucent shirataki, a box of veg-based pasta, both set down without enthusiasm.(none)"I tried all the replacements. The rubbery ones. The ones that taste like cardboard with a health claim on the box. None of that is noodles and we all know it."
[0:19-0:31] Full craveability sequence: overhead noodle pull with real hang and weight, chili oil hitting dark broth, soft egg halved in, she takes a big bite, audible, eyes close, immediate second bite.(none)"This is noodles. Broth's dark and savory, real roasted garlic in there, and the noodle has that chew where you can feel it's a proper noodle. Nothing about this tastes like a compromise."
[0:31-0:40] She flips the packet toward camera, panel visible.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"And it's twenty-eight grams of protein, twelve grams of fiber, seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. Which is how it fits in a day where I'm paying attention."
[0:40-0:44] Back to her, bowl in both hands, small shrug.(none)"So no. I'm not giving up noodles. I just found ones that don't make me choose."
[0:44-0:48] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup.5 minutes · immieats.com"Five minutes, three flavors. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods and Sprouts."
❌ Reject
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092-007Cooking for One Is Why I Stopped Cooking

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (3)
  • Meta + Google purchase data: 26.7% of immi buyers are 55-64; the 55+ band is the largest single slice of the customer base and has almost no creative written in its voice.
  • Typeform canonical purchase-decision verbatim (2026-05-11): the "texting with my son" response — word-of-mouth → outcome → objection → rationalization arc from an older buyer.
  • Strategy Brief May 25 → Jun 7: *Your Body Is Telling You Something* graduated at $42.04 CPP — "a convenience-reframe video that recasts healthy eating as a logistics problem, not a willpower one. The convenience/relatable reframe wins; the macro/claim open loses." Health & Nutrition convenience-reframe: 5 slots recommended, 0 launched, two cycles running.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The empty-nester door, executed as a convenience/logistics reframe rather than a health pitch. When the house empties out, cooking a real meal for one person stops feeling worth it — so you graze all evening instead, and that's what actually changed your weight, not your metabolism. The fix is scale, not discipline: one portion, one pot, five minutes. Long form, the batch's most narrative cut.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: high — reproduces the exact execution of a $42 graduate in a lane that has been recommended twice and launched zero times, aimed at the single biggest demographic slice of immi's buyer base. Nothing in the library speaks to this person.
  • Research signal: *Your Body Is Telling You Something* ($42.04 CPP, 41% test ATC) + the 55-64 purchase concentration.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — convenience/logistics reframe, long form
  • Arc: life-change hook → the cooking collapse → the grazing consequence → the reframe (scale, not willpower) → craveability → macro proof → dignity payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~96s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:05] Woman (F, early 60s) at a kitchen table in a quiet house, evening light, direct address. Not sad — matter of fact.(none)"The kids moved out four years ago, and that's when I stopped cooking. Not because I was upset. Because cooking for one person is genuinely not worth the pan."
[0:05-0:16] She opens the fridge — it's tidy and half empty. Closes it. Opens a cupboard, closes it.(none)"You look at a recipe that makes six servings, for you, and you think — I'll just have something. And 'something' is crackers standing up at the counter."
[0:16-0:30] Handheld montage, honest and unglamorous: a handful of nuts, a spoon in a jar, the TV on, a plate that was never really a meal. Then the same cupboard again, later.(none)"So you eat nothing that counts as dinner, and then you eat continuously from seven until you go to bed. That's what actually changed for me. It wasn't my metabolism. It was that I stopped having a meal at all."
[0:30-0:40] She sits back down at the empty table, hands flat on it. A beat.(none)"And every bit of advice aimed at people my age is about eating less. Nobody says the real thing, which is that the problem is portions of one. Cooking is built for a family. My kitchen isn't a family anymore."
[0:40-0:52] Reset. Bright kitchen, next evening. One small pot. One packet torn. Five-minute timer set. Three simple moves, no fuss.5 minutes · one portion"So I fixed the scale of it, not the willpower. One packet. One pot. Five minutes. It makes exactly one meal, which is exactly the number of people who live here."
[0:52-1:08] Extended craveability sequence — the best food photography in the batch: broth going dark, steam, a soft egg halved in, scallions, a long noodle pull. She sits, sips first, has a genuine reaction, then a real bite and a small satisfied nod.(none)"And it's proper food. The broth is deep and savory — roasted garlic, that bit of richness that makes you keep sipping. The noodles have real chew, they don't fall apart. I sit at the table for this. I set a place. It's the first thing in four years that's been worth doing that for."
[1:08-1:22] Packet flipped, nutrition panel held steady. Then a wide of her eating at the set table.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. Which means one bowl is a real dinner, not a snack pretending to be one."
[1:22-1:33] Evening, later. She's reading, the kitchen is dark and closed. No grazing.(none)"I'm full until bed now. The cupboard stays shut. I didn't get stricter — I just started having dinner again."
[1:33-1:44] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.3M+ customers · 7,000+ stores · immieats.com"It's immi. Three million people, seven thousand stores. immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-008Same Meal, Different Body

Status: pending · Platform: tiktok · v1

Sources (4)
  • Audience Atlas / Perimenopause Eater (PCOS adjacency): *"Protein + fiber first thing helps blood sugar, cortisol, and those mid-morning crashes PCOS loves to cause."* — r/PCOS ↑982. Atlas note: "The PCOS quote above is the audience telling us our positioning verbatim."
  • Audience Atlas: r/PCOS 53 posts Σ11K, top ↑982. "PCOS audience is adjacent and uses similar language — same brief works for both."
  • Atlas compliance: ❌ never claim to treat any condition. ✅ creators speaking from their own experience.
  • Guilty Ramen Lover persona horror stories: "worsening of PCOS symptoms" appears organically in the VoC — use as empathy, never as fear.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The PCOS door — the youngest demographic in the batch and the one with the sharpest unfairness story: she eats what her friends eat and her body does something else with it. Told entirely as her own experience, never as a treatment claim. The emotional register is frustration-then-competence, not confession.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: medium-high — real, validated Reddit volume (53 posts Σ11K) and the verbatim maps onto immi's exact stack, but it's the youngest cut in a 35-65-skewed buyer base, so it's a controlled test rather than a core bet.
  • Research signal: r/PCOS ↑982 protein-and-fiber verbatim — the audience stating immi's positioning in its own words.
  • Template used: Template 3 (Community Language) — unfairness/recognition open
  • Arc: unfairness hook → the comparison that stops mattering → what she actually needs → craveability → macro proof → agency payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~50s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Creator (F, early 30s) at her kitchen counter, direct to camera, slightly exasperated but funny about it.(none)"My friend and I can eat the exact same lunch and by three o'clock we are having two completely different afternoons. I have PCOS. She does not. That's the whole difference."
[0:04-0:12] She waves it off, moves on quickly — no self-pity.(none)"I stopped comparing a long time ago. What I actually had to figure out is that my lunch has to be built differently. More protein. Real fiber. Not a pile of fast carbs."
[0:12-0:20] Quick cuts of the versions that didn't hold: a smoothie, a salad in a plastic clamshell, a bar with two bites gone.(none)"And every 'right' option I tried was cold, small, and gone from my body in an hour. I'd be back in the kitchen before I finished my emails."
[0:20-0:32] Craveability beat: stovetop, five-minute timer, broth going dark, chili oil, big noodle pull, she takes a bite, reacts audibly, goes back for another.5 minutes"So now it's this. And I want to be clear that it's not health food that I'm tolerating — the broth is genuinely rich and savory, roasted garlic all the way through, and the noodles have real chew. I want it."
[0:32-0:41] Packet flipped, panel held.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber — that's forty-three percent of a day. Seventeen net carbs, three fifty calories. Protein and fiber together is the entire thing I need lunch to do."
[0:41-0:46] Back to her, bowl finished, back at her desk.(none)"I get to five o'clock like a normal person. That's it. That's the whole win."
[0:46-0:50] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup.immieats.com"It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-009Four Cities, No Kitchen

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (3)
  • Audience Atlas / Shift-Work Professional: *"Convenience. I'm a flight attendant. This will be great for on the road."* — Typeform recent, Q3 sentence completion (unprompted, in the buyer's own words)
  • Audience Atlas / Shift-Work Professional: *"This job is whooping my ass. I'm only a month in and I feel so exhausted. 12 hour duty days but like 17 are spent in the airport."* — r/flightattendants ↑140
  • TikTok Agency Brief: 35-65, top-10% HHI — business travel is native to this buyer, not aspirational.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The road-warrior door. Not "I'm too busy" — "I do not have a kitchen." Everything that would keep this person on track requires a fridge, a stove and a routine, and they have none of the three for weeks at a time. The product is a thing that goes in a bag; the hook is the suitcase, not the body. Situational vignette arc.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: medium — a real, verbatim-supported occasion from an Active Core cluster and it maps to the top-decile-HHI traveling buyer, but the occasion is narrower than the everyday doors, so it's a smaller bet.
  • Research signal: Typeform flight-attendant verbatim + r/flightattendants ↑140 duty-day post.
  • Template used: Template 6 (Moment/Occasion) — evergreen-adjacent occasion cut
  • Arc: logistics vignette → the airport food economy → what she packs → craveability → macro proof → routine-restored payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~52s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Hotel room, lamp light, uniform on the back of a chair, roller bag open on the rack. Woman (F, 40s) sits on the edge of the bed. Direct address.(none)"Four cities this week. Zero kitchens. Every single plan I've ever tried to stay on assumes I have a fridge, and I have not had a fridge since Sunday."
[0:04-0:13] Cuts of the actual food economy: an airport grab-and-go case, a lobby shop shelf of bars and chips, a wrapped sandwich in plastic.(none)"So it's whatever's in the terminal. Which is either eleven dollars of nothing, or a bar that leaves you hungrier than when you started. Do that for four days and you land home eating everything in sight."
[0:13-0:21] Back in the room, she pulls a flat packet out from between folded clothes in the bag. Small look at camera.(none)"This is what fixed it, and it's stupid how simple. It's flat, it weighs nothing, and every hotel room on this planet has a kettle."
[0:21-0:34] Kettle boiling, packet torn into the room bowl, water in, five-minute timer. Craveability beat: steam filling the frame, broth going dark, noodle lift, she sips, and the exhale after a fourteen-hour day is real.5 minutes · kettle only"Five minutes and the room smells like actual food instead of hotel. The broth is deep and savory, proper roasted garlic, and the noodles hold up. After a duty day that is honestly the best part of the night."
[0:34-0:45] She flips the empty packet, panel to camera.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein, twelve grams of fiber, seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. On a travel day that's more real food than I'd managed the whole rest of the trip."
[0:45-0:52] She's cross-legged on the bed with the bowl, shoes off, laptop shut. End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.immieats.com"Same meal in every city. That's the trick. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-010The Kitchen Is Twelve Feet Away

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Guilty Ramen Lover persona: *"I try to stay low carb, but I just needed something comforting. Now I feel bloated AF."* — r/keto; *"Why does everything that tastes good have to be bad for you?"* — Quora
  • Audience Atlas / ADHD Volume Eater: "Fiber is the answer. I've been really struggling with snacking and overeating. Focused on increasing fiber intake along with protein." — r/loseit ↑1,758
  • Strategy Brief Jun 22 → Jul 5: convenience/relatable reframe wins; macro/claim opens lose. Health & Nutrition slots recommended twice, launched zero times.
  • performance-notes.md (Mar 17): "Cooking burnout / same 5 meals → convenience discovery" is a named demand-gen entry territory.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The remote-worker door. This person's problem isn't meals — it's proximity. They never sit down to a real lunch, so they take eleven small trips to the kitchen instead, and by 4pm they've eaten a full day's food without ever eating a meal. Demand-gen: immi is absent for the first eighteen seconds. The antagonist is the floor plan, not the person.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: high — genuinely new door with an enormous, growing demographic behind it, and the "you didn't overeat, you never ate" reframe is the same logistics-not-willpower shape as the $42 Health & Nutrition graduate. Also the most universally legible script in the batch.
  • Research signal: Cooking-burnout / convenience-discovery demand-gen territory + r/loseit ↑1,758 snacking-and-overeating verbatim.
  • Template used: Template 1 (Angle-Driven) — demand-gen convenience reframe, long form
  • Arc: proximity hook → the eleven trips → the arithmetic reveal → the one-meal fix → craveability → macro proof → closed-kitchen payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~92s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:05] Man (M, 40s) at a home-office desk. Camera pulls back to reveal the kitchen is directly behind him — maybe twelve feet. He turns and looks at it. Direct address.(none)"I work from home. My kitchen is twelve feet from my desk. I'd like to talk about what that actually does to a person."
[0:05-0:16] Fast, funny time-lapse: he gets up, opens the fridge, closes it, sits. Gets up again. Handful of something. Sits. Again. Counter shown climbing in the corner.trip 1 · trip 4 · trip 7 · trip 11"I don't eat lunch. I have never once sat down and had lunch at this desk. What I do instead is go in there eleven times between nine and four and take a small thing each time."
[0:16-0:28] He stands in the kitchen looking at the counter — the debris of eleven small trips laid out together. A beat of honest recognition.(none)"And if you put all eleven of those on one plate, it's more food than I'd ever eat as an actual meal. That's the part that took me years. I wasn't overeating. I was never eating."
[0:28-0:38] He sits back down. Talks plainly.(none)"Nobody's advice covers this. It's all 'eat less' and 'be disciplined' — and I'm not undisciplined, I'm just twelve feet away from a fridge for nine hours a day with nothing in my stomach to argue with."
[0:38-0:50] Reset. Kitchen at noon. Pot, one packet, five-minute timer. Three moves, no thinking.5 minutes"So I put a meal back in the day. One packet, one pot, five minutes — it's less time than the trips were taking me anyway."
[0:50-1:06] Extended craveability beat: water bubbling, noodles loosening, broth going deep, steam. He sips first, real reaction, then a full noodle bite, chews, nods to himself.(none)"And it's genuinely good, which matters or I wouldn't keep doing it. Deep savory broth, roasted garlic, a little richness that makes you keep sipping. Noodles with actual chew. It's the only twenty minutes of the day I'm not at the screen."
[1:06-1:18] Packet flipped, panel held steady. Then back to the desk — no trips.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber — forty-three percent of a day. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. Protein and fiber are why one o'clock holds all the way to dinner."
[1:18-1:28] Late afternoon. He's working. The kitchen behind him is untouched, lights off.(none)"Zero trips since noon. I didn't get better at resisting the kitchen. I just stopped sending myself in there hungry."
[1:28-1:38] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.3M+ customers · 7,000+ stores · immieats.com"It's immi. Three million people, seven thousand stores. immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-011The Bowl I Used to Feel Bad About

Status: pending · Platform: tiktok · v1

Sources (4)
  • Guilty Ramen Lover persona (canonical, Kevin 2026-02-19): *"I literally just finished a bowl of instant ramen and I hate myself already."* — r/loseit; *"I want to eat noodles again like I did in college, without feeling like I'm wrecking my body."* — health blog comment
  • Typeform: Guilty Ramen Lover is the largest recent cluster at 14.7% and rising.
  • Graduation Learnings — *Eat ramen to hit your summer body goals* (graduated 2026-06-29, $46.46 test CPP): the taste-reaction weightloss-hook UGC. Strategy Brief asks for 3 more cuts of this exact shape.
  • Persona note: "This persona needs permission to enjoy food again. Give it to them explicitly."
Context (5)
  • Angle: The guilty-ramen-lover door — immi's canonical persona and the largest recent Typeform cluster, executed as a permission ad rather than a solution ad. The emotional beat is relief, not fixing: the same 11pm bowl, minus the spiral. Reproduces the shape of the *summer body goals* graduate (taste-reaction UGC, weightloss hook, macro slam as beat two) which the current brief asks for three more of.
  • Channel tag: ugc-creator
  • Priority: high — direct reproduction of a Lifestyle/Native graduate in a lane with an open 3-slot ask, aimed at the biggest and fastest-growing cluster in the Typeform data. Lowest-risk script in the batch.
  • Research signal: *Eat ramen to hit your summer body goals* ($46.46 CPP) + Guilty Ramen Lover at 14.7% and rising.
  • Template used: Template 4 (Winning Ad Remix) — same emotional core, permission framing
  • Arc: confession hook → the spiral → the swap → craveability → macro proof → permission payoff → CTA
  • Runtime: ~44s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Creator (F, 30s) on her kitchen floor at night, back against the cabinets, bowl in her lap, phone propped. Slightly conspiratorial.(none)"For about ten years, this exact moment — me, eleven at night, a bowl of ramen — came with roughly forty minutes of hating myself afterwards."
[0:04-0:11] She keeps eating while she talks. Warm, funny, not tragic.(none)"And I'd do it anyway. Every time. Because I love ramen more than I love being good, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise on the internet."
[0:11-0:20] Full craveability sequence: overhead noodle pull with steam, broth surface catching the light, she takes a proper bite, audible, eyes close, goes right back in.(none)"So this is the swap. And look at it — it's not a diet version of ramen. Deep savory broth, roasted garlic, noodles with real chew. This is the thing I actually wanted."
[0:20-0:30] She holds the packet up next to the bowl, flips to the panel.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber. Seventeen net carbs, three fifty calories. It fits inside the day I'm already having — I don't have to trade anything for it."
[0:30-0:38] Back to her, bowl empty beside her on the floor, genuinely content.(none)"Same time. Same floor. Same bowl. Just none of the part afterwards where I decide I've ruined everything. That's all I ever wanted, honestly."
[0:38-0:44] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup.5 minutes · immieats.com"Five minutes. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."
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092-012Nobody in This Video Has Anything in Common

Status: pending · Platform: meta · v1

Sources (4)
  • Strategy Brief Jun 22 → Jul 5, Next Batch Mix: "**8 × Social Proof — authentic reaction/taste cold-open video (enforce the hook rule)** — Last brief recommended 8; only 2 ran, both killed… Re-run at full volume with the hook rule enforced: creator bite or taste reaction in frame 1, no macro stat or curiosity-gap opener."
  • Graduation Learnings — *The Expowest Reaction* (graduated 2026-05-06, $35.73 test CPP, still scaling at ~$57 with ATC holding ~21%): "the multi-voice/event structure protecting the mid-funnel where single-creator natives bleed."
  • Graduation Learnings — *What People Switched To* ($46.84 test CPP): multi-creator reaction assembly.
  • performance-notes.md (Mar 11): "creative variety × audience cluster diversity = access to more inventory" — the stated fix for $32-57 CPMs.
Context (5)
  • Angle: The batch's thesis as a single asset — a multi-voice reaction compilation where the demographic spread IS the hook. Six people who share nothing (a nurse coming off shift, a man in his fifties, a woman in her sixties eating alone, a road-warrior, a volume eater, a thirty-year-old on her kitchen floor) all land on the same sentence. Multi-voice structure is the one social-proof shape whose mid-funnel doesn't bleed at scale.
  • Channel tag: hi-fi-video
  • Priority: high — reproduces the Expowest multi-voice structure (the durable scaler with ATC holding at ~21%) in the most under-filled recommended lane on the board (8 slots asked, 2 ran), and it doubles as the umbrella asset for the other eleven scripts.
  • Research signal: *The Expowest Reaction* multi-voice durability + the 8 × reaction/taste-open ask that has gone unfilled two cycles running.
  • Template used: Template 4 (Winning Ad Remix) — multi-voice social proof, reaction cold open
  • Arc: taste reaction cold open → demographic escalation → the shared sentence → the reveal of what they have in common → macro proof → craveability capstone → CTA
  • Runtime: ~62s
Scene (timestamps)On-Screen TextVoiceover
[0:00-0:04] Hard cold open on a face mid-bite — nurse in scrubs in a break room, caught genuinely reacting to the first mouthful. No setup, no title.(none)[scene's own audio carries] "Oh — okay. That's really good."
[0:04-0:12] Rapid cuts of five more first bites, each in a totally different setting: a man in his fifties in a suburban kitchen; a woman in her sixties at a set table for one; a woman in a hotel room; a woman with a very large bowl on a scale; a thirty-year-old on her kitchen floor at night. Each reacts for real.(none)[each scene's own audio carries — genuine first-bite reactions, overlapping]
[0:12-0:22] Split-frame or fast alternating cuts of the same six saying near-identical lines. Let their own audio carry.(none)[scenes' own audio] "…I'm actually full." / "…still full at three." / "…I didn't go back to the kitchen." / "…it holds." / "…I wasn't hungry an hour later."
[0:22-0:31] Slow down. Wide shots of each of the six in their own environment, eating, unhurried. Now a single VO comes in over the top.(none)"A nurse nine hours into a twelve. A guy who's never had to think about food in his life. Somebody eating alone in a house that used to be full. Four cities in a week. None of these people have anything in common."
[0:31-0:40] Six-up grid of the finished bowls, all different kitchens, all the same product. Then a single hero bowl.(none)"Except they all want the same thing out of dinner. Something that tastes like food, and that actually holds them, so the rest of the night isn't a negotiation."
[0:40-0:50] Craveability capstone — the best single food sequence: broth pour, steam, chili oil bloom, soft egg, a long noodle pull, one real bite and a real reaction.(none)"That's the whole product. Deep savory broth, roasted garlic, noodles with real chew. Ramen you'd order, not ramen you'd settle for."
[0:50-0:57] Packet flipped, nutrition panel held steady. Then retail B-roll — shelf, a hand taking a packet.28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal"Twenty-eight grams of protein. Twelve grams of fiber. Seventeen net carbs, three hundred fifty calories. Five minutes."
[0:57-1:02] End card — product front/back, flavor lineup, retail logos.3M+ customers · 7,000+ stores · immieats.com"Three million people. Seven thousand stores. It's immi — immieats.com, or Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts and CVS."

Batch QA Gate

CheckResult
Genuinely different creative concept per script✅ 12 distinct demographics, none repeated; all 12 doors are new against Batch 86's 2 and Batch 89's 6 weight-loss scripts
Twelve distinct story arcs (Michelle, Mar 26)✅ no two scripts share a structure — see the Arc line on each
Hook stops thumbs in <2s (Kevin, Mar 22)✅ every open is a situation, an admission, a literal visual proof (092-004 scale) or a live taste reaction (092-006, 092-012)
Macro stat is a MID-spot proof beat, never frame 1✅ all 12 — earliest macro beat is 0:20 (092-011)
Zero macro-stat cold opens / zero niche-health listicles✅ both kill-listed executions avoided entirely
Dedicated craveability scene (Kevin, Mar 22 + Mar 17)✅ all 12, with named sensory detail (broth depth, roasted garlic, noodle chew) and a real reaction moment
Direct-to-viewer, 1st/2nd person only (Michelle, Mar 26)✅ no third-person character narration; 092-012's VO describes real people on screen, not a fictional character
No explicit weight-loss callouts (Kevin, Mar 12)✅ zero pound numbers, zero before/after framing, zero transformation visuals — satiety/fullness/energy/"fits the day" only
Specs locked✅ 28g protein · 12g fiber · 17g net carbs · 350 cal · 5 minutes
No "keto"✅ "lower carb" / net carbs only
No gluten, sodium, or heart-health claims
No disease/treatment claims✅ 092-005 and 092-008 are first-person lifestyle framing only; no doctor, no diagnosis, no treatment
No competitor callouts✅ 092-006's rejected substitutes are unnamed categories
No price-oriented scripts✅ (092-009's "eleven dollars of nothing" is the alternative's cost, not immi's)
No ADHD callouts✅ 092-004 is volume-eating behavior with no label (Kevin, Mar 10)
Cups absent✅ packets only, per the cups-paused hold
Talent skew✅ 9 of 12 written 40-65; 092-008 (30s) and 092-011 (30s) are deliberate spread per the demographic brief; 092-003 late 30s
End card + spoken CTA on final row✅ all 12
immieats.com domain✅ all 12
Social proof numbers✅ 3M+ customers, 7,000+ stores (092-007, -010, -012)
  • Production mix: 7 × ugc-creator (092-001, -002, -003, -004, -006, -008, -011) · 5 × hi-fi-video (092-005, -007, -009, -010, -012).
  • Runtime spread: 44s–96s. Eight short-to-mid cuts (44-62s) in the proven UGC mold, two long-form reframes (92s, 96s), two mid-length hi-fi (52s, 58s).
  • New Meta audience pools opened: Perimenopause (092-001), Shift-Work (092-003), Blood Sugar Watcher (092-005) — all three are Active Core clusters marked "zero production scripts" in the Audience Atlas.
  • If you only produce four: 092-001 (biggest untouched cluster, matches the 55-64 buyer concentration), 092-010 (most universally legible demand-gen door), 092-011 (direct reproduction of a graduate in an open 3-slot lane), 092-012 (multi-voice structure is the one social-proof shape that doesn't bleed at scale).
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